lady in the water

In all this movie's absurdity and ridiculousness, I liked it. It got way stupid when the wolf thing killed the guy who was talking about his death in a plot line, but damn it kept me more interested that the Ballad of Ricky Bobby. I thought it was stupid of M. Night to put the cliched "we have a purpose" type of story and spin it in a bedtime story, but eh, it sort of works.

I couldn't stop laughing at the dialogue though. There was this one scene where Cleveland confronts the scrunt while the narf, Story, is telling him how to control the srunt (jeez by saying that sentence sounds crazy) . She is describing what to do to Cleveland in just horrible sentences that make me think, "Does Bryce Dallas Howard know how stupid she sounds?"

Overall, its an okay movie. The director just needs to do something else......and not act in his movies.

** out of four stars.

Oh yeah...

Ricky Bobby 0 out of four stars
Pulse - **** out of four stars (that is a negative four stars)
Miami Vice ** out of four stars (for not completing the plot)
The Host *** out of four stars (rave reviews my ass....I do love that scene though)
Babel * out of four stars (I hate these multiple storyline movies that leave questions unanswered)
The Devil Wears Prada **1/2 out of four stars (Anne Hathaway is hot)
Little Children *** out of four stars (I don't care about the sex, but the comedy is funny)
Harry Potter & The Order of the Phoenix **** out of four stars (its not out yet, but I'm sure to enjoy it; plus the book is fantastic)
Attack of the Bologna **** out of four stars (the bologna looks delicious)