I eat like this rabbit

omg

I couldn't stop watching this and laughing at the same time for at least 30 minutes.

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I recently watched Hot Fuzz and Next. Hot Fuzz was great, but as for Next, yeah. Next was one of those movies where it is a total waste of money for a studio to produce and a waste of money to watch. As you watch the ending, you'll be thinking, "So...what did I just pay for?" Seriously, the movie could have been extended at least 30 minutes to resolve the plot. Next is the first half of a longer movie. I can't believe that it ended just like that. Besides that, the premise of the movie is so outrageously ridiculous that all you can do is just sit back and chomp down on soda and popcorn. The FBI is on the lookout for Nicholas Cage's character because he can see two minutes into the future. But because the FBI is looking out for him, the bad guys need to eliminate him. It sounds so dumb. And the Jessica Biel character is laughable. Sure she is hot, but her inclusion into the movie is downright awful. Nicholas Cage has a vision where he sees her. So what does he do? He waits in a diner for that exact moment only later to fuck her brains out.

It's like, okay, I have a vision of seeing a woman at a certain time. I don't know why, but I have to. Once I see her, I think of the dozens of ways to get her attention. Once I do, it is banging time. Will the visions stop? Was it my destiny to screw her? What will happen next? The movie doesn't answer any of those questions.

Like I said, its one half of another movie. Where the other half went, I have no idea.

Oh yeah, Bulls sweep former champions, Miami Heat. Take that. And one the excuses, oh my goodness. Wade wasn't 100%. LOL. Just because ONE person is not 100% means that they get swept. Unfucking believable.

being cheap sucks

My earphones are now crapping out. The left earphone has this really annoying buzzing sound on low bass sounds. It's extremely annoying. It's comparable to hearing a bee in your ear. Hmm.......that gives me the creeps. A bee in the ear. Screw that shit. I wish I wasn't cheap and bought these $10 earphones. They were good in the beginning, but I do regret buying them now. Cheap isn't the way to go people. I need to get some Ultimate Ears or something. Thousand dollars down the drain will sound justified.

disturbia

I HATED this movie. Every goddamn second of it. The main problem is the main character. He is a selfish, loud prick that thinks that life just revolves around him. I'm going to risk my best friends life just to make sure I'M right. It's all about me, me, me. I was extremely disappointed in the female character that she actually fell for his stalkerish ways. FUCKING RETARDED. Let's see if this makes fucking sense. You tell a girl you watch her every move, her every single action........and she would enjoy that idea and call it "the sweetest thing"? Hop aboard the fantasy train folks because that is where the movie is set in.

This is a shit film. It was made by idiots for idiots. Seriously, if that actor acts like that in Transformers, that movie is going to suck big time.

Rating: ZERO stars out of four
Recommendation: Watch 'Rear Window' instead.

This is Daniel again

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Fucking blogger wouldn't comply to my demands.

I wish I could fuck them in the ass and shout, "Take it bitches! Take it hard!"

Pissed off!

Hey everyone, this is Daniel from journalvolumeone.blogspot.com

Some bad news guys. My blog has been fucking erased. Blogger fucked up the switch of my blog to new Blogger and everything has been fucked so far. All I had just written a huge post on Word to post on my blog but now that's fucked I don't know how to post that. I could post the post here but that's not right. It's my bro's account and I don't want to take away from that. I thought that because the blog was erased I could use the journalvolumeone URL again but NOOOOOO! They said that it's already being used. Man, Blogger can go my left nut for now. I've sent them a pretty comprehensive e-mail about what I have tried to do to fix the problem. If they say that they can't even give me the OLD URL I'll be fucking pissed. Man, 3 years of posts down the fucking drain. All my memories documented in that blog ALL FUCKING GONE.

Oh yeah. I recently paid a stripper to give me a handjob. And yes, it was great.

portable ops

After playing this PSP game, I have to say that Kojima adds another great title to his belt. Sure the controls were unbelievably convoluted, but goddamn, the story was fantastic. At the end of the game, all you feel is pure empathy towards Big Boss's state and future. I just love how this game ties to the different Metal Gear games.....Frank Jaeger! Hell yeah! I especially love this one section of dialogue where Elisa tells Big Boss, "...Your son will bring the world to ruin... Your son... will save... the world." FUCKING AWESOME.

On a sidenote regarding what happened in Virginia. My god, that guy was crazy. I thank God that I'm no loner (shy sure) or somebody with mental issues.

house

My god, my god. That woman in yesterday's House episode was F I N E. Goddamn. No wonder Wilson was ogling her.

I'm sick....

...again. Goddammit.

chocolate goodness

I'm going to order 50 of these and have them sent to me. Maybe some Yan Yan sticks as well. Chocolate......yum yum. This is one of the reasons why I enjoyed going to Chinatown.

Lucky kid who spends $20 to win a Nintendo Wii. The video is okay until his friend confesses his love for him. Not cool.