omg

I couldn't stop watching this and laughing at the same time for at least 30 minutes.

http://vdw.ytmnd.com/

I recently watched Hot Fuzz and Next. Hot Fuzz was great, but as for Next, yeah. Next was one of those movies where it is a total waste of money for a studio to produce and a waste of money to watch. As you watch the ending, you'll be thinking, "So...what did I just pay for?" Seriously, the movie could have been extended at least 30 minutes to resolve the plot. Next is the first half of a longer movie. I can't believe that it ended just like that. Besides that, the premise of the movie is so outrageously ridiculous that all you can do is just sit back and chomp down on soda and popcorn. The FBI is on the lookout for Nicholas Cage's character because he can see two minutes into the future. But because the FBI is looking out for him, the bad guys need to eliminate him. It sounds so dumb. And the Jessica Biel character is laughable. Sure she is hot, but her inclusion into the movie is downright awful. Nicholas Cage has a vision where he sees her. So what does he do? He waits in a diner for that exact moment only later to fuck her brains out.

It's like, okay, I have a vision of seeing a woman at a certain time. I don't know why, but I have to. Once I see her, I think of the dozens of ways to get her attention. Once I do, it is banging time. Will the visions stop? Was it my destiny to screw her? What will happen next? The movie doesn't answer any of those questions.

Like I said, its one half of another movie. Where the other half went, I have no idea.

Oh yeah, Bulls sweep former champions, Miami Heat. Take that. And one the excuses, oh my goodness. Wade wasn't 100%. LOL. Just because ONE person is not 100% means that they get swept. Unfucking believable.