Thursday, March 15, 2007

300

Reasons to watch this movie:

  • the violence
  • the hunchback that looks like J.L. (no kidding)
  • the violence
  • some nipple action
  • my god that hunchback even sounds like J.L.


My experience was tainted though by fucking three little fucking shit children who decided to drink a gallon's worth of soda before the movie started. They kept on going back and forth to the bathroom blocking my view from the glorious violence. Fucking shit. And oh! When there was some women nipple action, the mother tells her children to "close their eyes." WHAT THE FUCK?!!! You bring your children and don't mind them get desensitized to the overflowing amounts of violence, but a bit of sex and its a goddamn no-no. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU LADY?!! Seriously, this country is fucked up.

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