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I'm 400lbs. I masturbate all the time. I categorize my porn collection. I used to own a fleshlight. Did I mention I like to masturbate? Well I do.

My name is Daniel Tayag. I'm the brother of Christian Tayag who I think is a faggot because he hasn't had a girlfriend yet. It's not because he's socially underdeveloped. It's only because he is gay because I know. It doesn't seem he is interested in men, but I know he's gay. I know because I know. I'm a huge bastard who enjoys jacking off because I know I can't take the time to lose weight. This makes no sense, but hey I like to masturbate.

Let me cum on your face.

Fuck chicken, fuck steak, fuck money, fuck the new year, and fuck you.