Sunday, January 06, 2008

might as well keep you updated

I forgot to talk about Balls of Fury. It was a good movie. But it should be hilarious. The problem with this movie is that you don't know what kind of movie it is until halfway through. I would say that if you like Mel Brooks' films, then you'll definitely enjoy this movie. Other movies are Airplane, Spaceballs, and so on. From the trailer, you won't get that vibe. Another thing that I didn't like is how fast forward the film is. In the span of five to ten minutes, we see the training montage/Susie Q falls in love with him. Yep. Ten minutes or so. Yeah, I know. We have the three days in House of Flying Daggers, but goddamn, ten minutes, it's laughable. The only part in the film where I actually laughed out loud was in relation to the panda.

By the way, what the fuck happened to Jason Scott Lee?

I also watched Atonement. I didn't like this film at all. It's one of those movies were everything is recreated from the memories of one person like Titanic. The woman who is recollecting even says that she wasn't there to see what happened. Shit I say. Then she puts this entire facade that "I wanted to give them closure." Yeah, biography my ass. But goddamn is Keira Knightly fucking hot gorgeous.

Seriously, lately I'm finding women with normal shaped bodies very attractive. I mean, I used to be a big boob guy, but now, I don't like that. I like looking at women with a great body with breats that compliment it. Keira is thin (a bit of meat wouldn't hurt though) so big breasts is out of the question.

Melanie got me hooked on Paramore. Daniel commented on an avatar, "You know that is Paramore. You think she's cute?" Fuck yeah, she is cute as hell. To be honest, I find the singer of Paramore very attractive. She has a great voice (maybe I'm just horny, I don't know) and she has just, I don't know, a very cute *goddammit I wish I had a bigger vocabulary* look to her. Almost innocent. I'm not saying I like little girls that look like angels, but goddamn is looking innocent a huge turn on. It could be a reason why Jerry was confounded when he was going out with the nicest person in the world because there had to be something wrong. And he was right, the woman was a sex fanatic.

Eh, makes me more depressed that I haven't got into the whole relationship deal. But I shouldn't. Video games are my love, lol.

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